Maybe this would be better titled: random shit that makes me laugh.
texts from my dog is one of those guilty pleasures, I don’t even feel that guilty about.
dog texts owner: Fun day. I ran around the house in a cape. I”M BATDOG.
owner: where did you get the cape?
dog: i think roleplaying alleviates my boredom.
owner: WHERE DID YOU GET THE CAPE?
dog: I ripped the curtains down. Why can’t you just be happy for me?