The other day I stumbled upon this, which someone can buy for me:
Come to the dark side. We have cookies.
Hee. But it reminded me of this:
Perhaps some better security is needed here.
What would it take to lure you to the dark side? For me, pretty boys.
Just Pleasure 
Asrai, don’t you know when you get to the dark side, they have no cookies, nor any pretty boys. Instead they have super powers that allow you to convince others to make you cookies and attract the pretty boys (or girls in my case). Totally worth joining the powers of darkness for that!
I’ll take the superpowers.